so me and Promking! are working on 15 minute mixes to upload to the page. im gonna put a voting section up so you can let us know which one shreds the hardest. being the cocky young fuckas we is, the snaps popped off straight out the gate. texting back and forth all day with supreme hateration. and the disses follow....
my mix will sew his own asshole shut and keep eating you and eating you and eating you
my mix has the lettuce, tomato, plus the fish filleo
my mix is gonna fuck your wife and leave his drawers in your hamper
my mix will kiss you goodnight and say thank you after it rapes you
my mix will volunteer you for the 3rd iraq war
my mix will sneak in your house while you sleep and set all your clocks ahead 1 hour
my mix runs so fast he gets bugs in his teeth
my mix dances with wolves...in zero gravity
your mix works at kenny shoes
your mix bought his prom shoes from my mix
your mix is white and plays the harmonica
your mix lists Stiffler as "people I'd like to meet" on his myspace page
your mix is burnt on genero blank discs
your mix has to drink some redstripe to get his head right
your mix has a hiero tattoo
your mix has phat pharm shoes. the cortez knock offs
your mix has a lowrider man logo tattoo....covered up
your mix has a transformer sticker on his crx
your mix steals denim from ross
your mix carries a suitcase with a 20$ sack in it
your mix says "conversate"
your mix watched sisterhood of the traveling pants in the theatre by he self!
your mix sang "hard to say goodbye" on grad day
your mix quoted bob marley in the yearbook
your mix was a one armed cup stacker for boys and girls club. the only member that didnt have to try out. the only member to never win a tournament
your mix has a snaggle tooth that drags the pickle out of big macs
your mix is the programmer that created the iphones text auto corrector
your mix smokes banana leaves on the daily
your mix eats m&ms and nuts on hikes
your mix called mcdonalds and marked his calendar for the return of the mcrib
your mix is like a bitch wit no ass....he aint got shit
your mix saw jingle all the way in theatre
your mix eats his cereal with water
your mix has an anticon fanzine
your mix sandpapers his skate shoes
your mix buys music on itunes
your mix still "house" dances
your mixes prom date danced with someone else for last song
your mix wears a reggae belt that hangs to his knees
your mix has short hair but wears his beanie like there's dreads in it
your mix uses baseball glove softener on his elbows
your mix thinks rocky is the biography of Rock Marciano
your mix plays piano softly in the dark
your mix is chillin like a villain in the pale moonlight
your mix likes his style sunny side down
your mix is still playing backgammon with tj
your mix got gay head to egyptian lover
your mix wears non prescription emo glasses
your mix still wears scrunchies on his wrist
your mix wears slap bracelets on his ankle
your mix has a pochaco pager case
your mix says "birthdays was the worst days" and was wondering "whyd christmas miss us?"
your mix bogs when played full blast
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